And.... Iowa

Welcome to West Des Moines, Iowa.

An office of permanent cubicles and 3 time zones.

I got in after 8 hours of flying Monday morning... to an office full of folks that we NOT excited to see me.

Please note in all of these pictures, there are no employees.

The first place I see as I was getting off the freeway? SO INAPPROPRIATE!!

Oh - the beautiful flatness of Iowa. It was great that there are absolutely NO natural markers of land to figure out what way you're looking.

I asked someone how they knew what way they were going without a compass and one lady said, "We look at where the sun is in the sky."

Ahh... if I had only known.

Then I went downstairs... to drop off a FedEx. What did I find?

The scariest warning signal known to man...